Alimama vs Sinaman
By MIKOspace
A couple of weeks ago, it must have taken some daringness
for Dr M to travel to Singapore to see and confirm for himself that MM Lee Kuan
Yew has actually passed away and is really, really dead. Being a medical doctor,
trained no less by Singapore’s best Medical School, he was quite convinced
himself that LKY has indeed passed away. Sadly, Dr M sighed with great relief before
his narcissistic personality overwhelmed him and he decided to insult the
better man by calling LKY “kiasu” during their years of dealings and
negotiations.
It was just amazing! Finally, Alimama could muster the
courage to insult Sinaman in his face as the latter was laid to peaceful rest
by his beloved Singaporeans. Alimama had
to be certain that Sinaman would not suddenly jump up to sue him, Dr M, for
defamation or slander. But just to be on
the safe side, the coward Alimama only uttered his insults after Sinaman had
been cremated. And then, he only did so
in the safe Malaysian town of Cyberjaya, nearly 300km from Sinaman’s
Singapore. Serious outstanding courage
indeed, Dr M.
As Alimama boarded his plane to return home, he secretly
hoped that his Malaysian people, whom he ruled as their 4th Prime
Minister from 1981-2003, would shower him with the same love and fame as Sinaman
had received from Singaporeans in his life as in death. It’s really a shame, Dr M, that the people you had so despised, deceived
and divided by political and social racism over the years have left you so useless,
empty and lonely. Dr M had repeatedly scolded, coaxed and prodded
Malaysian Malays. They saw the truth in your eyes after you left office and
sniped at all your successors from Tun Abdullah Badawi to the present Prime
Minister Datuk Seri Najib Razak from the lofty Petronas Twin-Towers.
MM LKY said: “Dr M undermines his
successors”. MM Lee sees his
role after stepping down as Prime Minister to be an advisor to the next generation
of leaders. Taking up his new role seriously, he deferred to his successors, PM
Goh CT and PM Lee HL, in all protocols, matters and manners.
It was already 1981 when Dr M became Malaysia’s Prime
Minister, and where he remained the longest serving for 22 years. It is therefore disingenuous when he said
that MM LKY was still "coloured with bitterness" over Singapore's
expulsion from Malaysia in 1965, some 17 years earlier. By 1975, Singapore had
transformed into a thriving global metropolis when compared with still
struggling 3rd world Malaysia, who was then obsessed with implementing
her racist pro-bumiputra social and economic policies. MM LKY and Singapore have absolutely no regrets,
let alone lingering bitterness, over separation from Malaysia, who continues to
languish in the errors of her policies and drowning in the cesspits of
prevalent corruptions that they spawned.
To Dr M, the Malay race is inherently “backward”
genetically. In his controversial 1970
book “The Malay Dilemma”, he attributed the Malay’s “natural racial
inferiority” to poor eugenics from their traditional habit of marrying first
cousins which, according to him as a trained medical doctor, resulted in gene
regression and resulted in the relatively greater social progress by the better
intelligent Chinese. Of course, Mahathir
himself is not pure Malay racially but hailed from an Indian-Muslim (ie Alimama)
ancestry that thereby enable him to claim and prospered from the privileged
bumiputra status. He therefore sees
himself, a non-Malay, as the “Champion for the Malays”, and their political support
of him for over 20 years further reinforced his belief in his “inferior” race
supporters.
Malaysia’s problems are therefore mostly self-created and
based on the flawed “inferior race theory”, and which was further expounded in the
discredited thesis of Alimama himself. The
achievements of Singapore Malays confirm the lies and baselessness of the “inferior
race theory” and affirm Singapore’s multiracial multicultural policies “regardless
of race, language or religion” as the cornerstone of our development success.
In fact, Dr M’s duplicity was clearly exposed to MM LKY
and Singapore civil servants in the 2001-2002 Water Talks regarding the prices
of raw water supply from Malaysia in the Water Agreements scheduled to expire in
2011 and 2061 respectively. The raw
water price was 3 M’sian sen per 1,000 gallon under the Agreements.
It was actually agreed between Dr M and MM LKY that the indicative
raw water price would be 45 sen in return for agreement of water supply beyond
the 2011 and 2061 expiry dates of the Agreements. The price was however shifted
by Dr M repeatedly; first to 60 sen, to be backdated to 1986 and 1987
respectively, and also RM3 (3 Ringgits!) from 2007 to 2011; and from 2011 to
adjust by inflation. In September 2002,
Dr M’s staff returned to ask for RM6.25 per 1000 gallon, a jump of 200-fold from
RM3!
In July 2002, Singapore announced the success of our
Newater Project, and informed Malaysia that the Water Agreement expiring 2011
would not be renewed. In December 2002,
both country suspended discussions on the other Water Agreement expiring 2061.
We are now self-sufficient in portable water supply.
Singaporeans can now understand why MM LKY had almost no
direct dealings with Dr M from 2003 onwards.
We already know only too well that MM LKY does not suffer fools and
idiots easily. However, what MM LKY
cannot tolerate is a blatantly dishonest, perfidious and untrustworthy person who
cannot, will not and choose not to negotiate in good faith and not to adhere to
his word.
Singaporeans, especially the younger ones, can now better
understand why Dr M was cautiously nervous, even apprehensive, when he arrived
in Singapore 2 weeks ago. Understandably, Alimama clearly dread facing the live
Sinaman in any straight and honest shootouts!
As his plane was taking off from Singapore Changi Airport,
Alimama looked back as if just to ascertain that neither Sinaman nor his
pervasive indomitable air force was trailing behind. Quite fortunately, no. Running
won't get you far, Dr M. You just cannot shake off the unmistakable and
indisputable legacies of MM LKY in Singapore and the world. The spectre of
Sinaman as the better and more honourable man will continue to haunt you, Alimama,
forever. Run, if you must; know that hiding
is impossible, and escape is not an option, man.
Soon, everyone will die naturally.
With Sinaman now in the heavens; where do you think you could hide in
eternity from him forever, Dr M? Actually,
there is that other place …..
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Just a note for RB readers:
ReplyDeleteDr Mahathir did not come to MM LKY's wake or funeral. This post is partly fictitious satire.
Sin a man now in the Heavens, this post is partly also fictitious satire.
Delete
ReplyDelete"Sina" means "blessed" in the Latin language; same meaning in American.
A "sina-man" has a deep inner desire to use their abilities in leadership, and to have personal independence. He would rather focus on large, important issues, and often delegate the details.
Thot Sina was wrong spelling for
ReplyDeleteSenile.
Thk U.
Now I knows.
Obama sent tarnished Bill..u don't make mention...China sent an underling...u don't mention...uk sent retiring politician...how you know mahatir didn't send all these umno ppl? Did all the retired head of states from China make a beeline to the funeral? Was the chief honcho from suochou here? U are one funny commentator..
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ReplyDeleteHere's a video gif I made with free online tools to fuck with the two superheros, Sinaman and Alimama:
ReplyDelete1. Blogsize 7MB
2. 1980's style colour TV 25MB
3. iPad/iPhone video
4. Editable Original Quick Time file
P.S. Lighten up lah fuckers. If it's a joke, it's not racist. This piece is satire, so OP is not racist.
Here's the meme derived from Mahathir's book. :-))
ReplyDeleteThe Bahasa Malaysia version of the above.
ReplyDeleteIn his whole political life, Mahathir was playing racial politics. He rode to power as an extremist and racist.
ReplyDeleteHis legacy is a racist UMNO that could no longer go straight and has to play bigger stakes to keep the racist UMNO leaders in power.
The clear thinking and progressive Malay elites are abandoning this piece of racist antique and wanting to chart a new path for all Malaysians.
Alimama's invitation to Sinaman:
ReplyDelete1. In English
2. In Bahasa