Last night I went for supper. The buffet spread was so good and I ate and ate and ate. I forgot that being too greedy and eating recklessly would have its consequences. But with so much food on the table and eat as much as you like, how to resist. Eat lah.
This morning worked up big lau sai. Shit every where and everyone complaining of the smell. Now what to do? Can anyone help me to solve this shitty problem?
What? Don’t be greedy, don’t eat too much? Cannot lah. When so much food is laid on the table for grabbing, cannot resist lah.
Yeah,the pie is so big.Everyone wants his or her pound of flesh before it's too late
ReplyDeleteWhat is the difference between Capitalism and Meritocracy?
ReplyDeleteCapitalism is the exploitation of man by man
Meritocracy is the exact opposite.
Q. Why don't we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician's house?
A. Professional courtesy.
Mum: What makes you think our son will be a politician?
Dad: He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block.
Seize the opportunity to grow the economy at all cost - eat and eat while stock last.
ReplyDeleteOpen the floodgate to let in the immigrants by the millions - eat and eat and then shit and shit.
And then the fit hit the shan.
Ask the white monkey to eat it, it is the shits they bring in.
ReplyDeleteAi yo yo, this shouldn't have happened leh!
ReplyDeleteSo what do you think?
Just getting diarrhoea is not too bad. If you eat the wrong seafood, you may also get hepatitis. In the worse case scenario, you may be even die.
ReplyDeleteSo better to eat less, be more selective and take your time eating to give your stomach enough time to digest the food. This is what nature teaches us and cannot be wrong.
Red bean, u normally are smart cookie why so silly this time ? Alamak
ReplyDeleteSince some say that greed is good, so shit is also good lah!
ReplyDeleteYou sound like an FT who's invited by PAP to their regular buffet feasts. Just eat and be merry, but don't forget to vote for us when you become one of our digits.
ReplyDeleteGreed knows no bound and is very tempting. How to say know when all the food is there for the taking? Just helped myself with too much and suffered the consequences of tummy upset or having to vomit it out.
ReplyDeleteThen you will be left behind when the feast comes....or the door...shut on you
ReplyDeleteHaha, the feast is never enough for the big eaters and the greedy. The door is open to them but shut to others.
ReplyDeleteredbean,
ReplyDeleteLet me congratulate you on birthing a few Malaysians ;-)