4/16/2007

Front Page News

The front page of a newspaper is always reserved for the most important news of the day. Today, the most important news in Singapore are: 1. JI and terrorism. 2. Young superstar, boy won top film awards 3. Measures to cut children drowning 4. How to make strong coffee. These are the things that Singaporeans are worried or concerned about.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 16, 2007 11:04 am

    Minister's pay hike is old news.
    Enough, lets move on.

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  2. AnonymousApril 16, 2007 11:13 am

    Yeah, the people are starting to forget already!

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  3. AnonymousApril 16, 2007 3:36 pm

    I sick of all these, but I'll NEVER forget.

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  4. AnonymousApril 16, 2007 5:14 pm

    Forget what?

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  5. AnonymousApril 16, 2007 7:01 pm

    > These are the things that Singaporeans are worried or concerned about. <

    Not necessarily.

    These are the things that the ball-licking local MEDIA puts out to influence the minds of the half-asleep population.

    The media directs the attention of the population—apart from occasionally reporting something which is news worthy.

    Guard the doorway to your mind. And fuck the media, brainwashing assholes!

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  6. AnonymousApril 16, 2007 9:21 pm

    For once I agree with Matilah.

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  7. Chua Chin Leng蔡镇龍 aka redbeanApril 18, 2007 1:29 pm

    matilah,

    can you stop telling the brutal truth?

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