tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post221153231033198897..comments2024-03-29T15:10:48.844+08:00Comments on My Singapore News: My ManifarcetoChua Chin Leng aka redbeanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11743716923635835397noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-87855085878960947112011-04-13T16:03:27.986+08:002011-04-13T16:03:27.986+08:00Say whatever anyone likes, me knows, Singaporeans ...Say whatever anyone likes, me knows, Singaporeans know and the LEADERS KNOW TOO, that Singaporeans cannot be very reliable for anything. If not, why do they use Gurkhas instead of locals to protect themselves.<br /><br />Me kwai kwai did my National Service too and instead of claiming that i can protect the State, me will tell everyone that i need the protection and care from my leaders. I and Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-77286546622933120192011-04-13T09:52:01.975+08:002011-04-13T09:52:01.975+08:00Patriot is not a seasoned politician. Please forgi...Patriot is not a seasoned politician. Please forgive him for not protecting his own job. With some experience he will know what to do.Chua Chin Leng aka redbeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11743716923635835397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-74400363470000411892011-04-12T17:12:02.299+08:002011-04-12T17:12:02.299+08:00In making Patriot the Minister for Defence and if ...In making Patriot the Minister for Defence and if he immeidately abolishes National Service, that will sure save us a lot of money. Good idea.<br /><br />But, one problem. If National Service is abolished, why do we need a Minister for Defence? Everything can be outsourced to professionals, even the Minister's job as well. I can bet it will definitely be cheaper and better. <br /><br />So, I Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-60134016764321819852011-04-12T16:50:31.864+08:002011-04-12T16:50:31.864+08:00Me will do just one thing, pretend for a moment i ...Me will do just one thing, pretend for a moment i am the Minister Of Defence. The First Thing me will do will be TO ABOLISH NATIONAL SERVICE.<br /><br />THE DEFENCE OF SINGAPORE SHALL BE IN THE HANDS OF PROFESSIONALS.<br /><br />I can sense that majority of the conscripts are not interested in soldiering. In fact if there are no penalty, me doubts any will volunteer to be in the SAF.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-26913850839352609802011-04-12T08:30:47.319+08:002011-04-12T08:30:47.319+08:00See, my choice for what Matilah can do is just per...See, my choice for what Matilah can do is just perfect. Hedonism, anarchy and individualism will be the order of the day. Everyone pursuing his own happiness in his own way.Chua Chin Leng aka redbeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11743716923635835397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-65104623874121910722011-04-11T23:36:58.063+08:002011-04-11T23:36:58.063+08:00The above post should be to redbean 905.
Written ...The above post should be to redbean 905.<br /><br />Written under the influence of vodka.Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️https://www.blogger.com/profile/02652498247201967379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-49081164490279988242011-04-11T23:31:29.102+08:002011-04-11T23:31:29.102+08:00anon 905
You have dangerous ideas. People like me...anon 905<br /><br />You have dangerous ideas. People like me should never be given responsibility because -- I tell you straight up so there's no misunderstanding later -- there is no way I will follow any rules or laws. I will act completely by my own 'rules', especially the rules which track my whims.<br /><br />As PM, I will invade Malaysia. I won't even bother declaring war --Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️https://www.blogger.com/profile/02652498247201967379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-79883491490233797152011-04-11T21:05:52.331+08:002011-04-11T21:05:52.331+08:00Let me try ok. Matilah can be the PM. Problem is t...Let me try ok. Matilah can be the PM. Problem is that he is too KL. So better make him the Home Minister. Patriot is obvious choice for Defence. His patriotism is showing everywhere. Wally is good as Foreign Minister. He loves to travel and make merry, make intercourse and cultivate relationship. I don't mine being Housing Minister and build all the flats I want for the people: ) The PM hasn&Chua Chin Leng aka redbeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11743716923635835397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-25515170178702302162011-04-11T15:37:46.703+08:002011-04-11T15:37:46.703+08:00I am beginning to like this old folks corner, with...I am beginning to like this old folks corner, with all the daydreaming about issuing of manifiascos. How about divulging your shadow cabinets as well? I am sure all the talented shadows will put the ruling party to shame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-62435113761341307222011-04-11T08:14:40.322+08:002011-04-11T08:14:40.322+08:00No lah, my manyfarceto is for the Animal Farm. Wal...No lah, my manyfarceto is for the Animal Farm. Wally's looks more reasonable. <br /><br />But must dig deep to find out what he really means, especially on the pricing of HDB and many other things. Yes, must dig deeper for the truth.Chua Chin Leng aka redbeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11743716923635835397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-11437902210769078802011-04-10T22:29:50.301+08:002011-04-10T22:29:50.301+08:00After reading through this Thread; any party which...After reading through this Thread; any party which adopts Mr Bean's Manifesto will win the Election hands down. All others no fight man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-39459093761181478862011-04-10T15:00:14.038+08:002011-04-10T15:00:14.038+08:00Acting as honorary adviser is no full time job. Ju...Acting as honorary adviser is no full time job. Just reporting for duty once in a blue moon is sufficient, and applying for MC is totally irrelevant. <br /><br />But of course, the oldies really want to pass their time, so I am sure they will turn up for work as regularly as everyone else, and will be worth every cent of their stipend. Unlike those paid a ransom but choose to stay away during Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-72224787985583986362011-04-10T14:25:07.818+08:002011-04-10T14:25:07.818+08:00Inshalah, infidels!
You guys are getting too comp...Inshalah, infidels!<br /><br />You guys are getting too complicated.<br /><br />The best political party is no political party -- a society of individuals, each one pursuing his own happiness and occasionally colliding, but mostly cooperating with his fellow men.<br /><br />In that way S'pore immediately assumes HOTEL status in the rubric of your very own, personal existence.<br /><br />...Ⓜatilah $ingapura⚠️https://www.blogger.com/profile/02652498247201967379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-3816601843168362652011-04-10T14:11:33.713+08:002011-04-10T14:11:33.713+08:00We promise that our dream No Worries Party will re...We promise that our dream No Worries Party will require every business enterprise, stat board, civil service department except for the uniformed services, to employ one oldie above 65 to act as honorary adviser with a decent annual stipend to enable the senior citizen to pass his days happily, gainfully without breaking his old bones. Of course all such candidates must have the credentials of Mr.Wally Buffethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15310530661689310446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-58774811581611994192011-04-10T13:54:21.655+08:002011-04-10T13:54:21.655+08:00By the way, can someone confirm that elections wil...By the way, can someone confirm that elections will be held on May 7th. I heard rumours, but I do not know how true it is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-25121661565293682512011-04-10T13:50:38.631+08:002011-04-10T13:50:38.631+08:00They will call your manifesto a 'time bomb'...They will call your manifesto a 'time bomb'. <br /><br />But, not to worry, if you can deliver, I will vote for you. I think many others will, too. It's too good to be true.<br /><br />And, please include some measures to alleviate the hardship of the oldies like me. Cleaning toilets, clearing tables and pushing trolleys are jobs too tiresome for us old pack of bones. No need to Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-32114552574103804012011-04-10T13:44:31.824+08:002011-04-10T13:44:31.824+08:00Also, before they are voted in, they'll promis...Also, before they are voted in, they'll promise you the moon.<br /><br />Once they're in office, you'll find that it's the same kettle of fish.<br /><br />They're no better than their predecessors and you've been fucked big time.<br /><br />Always bear in mind that it's better the devil you know then the angel you don't know.Wally Buffethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15310530661689310446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-74397200246817455312011-04-10T13:40:54.261+08:002011-04-10T13:40:54.261+08:00I think some of the so called "opposition par...I think some of the so called "opposition parties" are moles.<br /><br />Also, you've heard of the term, job hoppers.<br /><br />There is now also "party hoppers". <br /><br />Politicians, used car salesmen, property and insurance snake oil sellers, crooked lawyers, mercenary quacks, religious conmen. These are the people I've told my granddaughter to never marry.Wally Buffethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15310530661689310446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-997598449909772372011-04-10T11:44:29.417+08:002011-04-10T11:44:29.417+08:00We need to find a constituency where we can have a...We need to find a constituency where we can have a one to one contest. No three corner fights. <br /><br />Some stupid buggers going for three corner fights when they can't even win on one to one. They forget that the deposit could be forfeited.<br /><br />This is a measure of conceitedness.Chua Chin Leng aka redbeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11743716923635835397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17473688.post-39898612338571597482011-04-10T11:22:03.483+08:002011-04-10T11:22:03.483+08:00My dream party is called the "No Worries Part...My dream party is called the "No Worries Party".<br /><br />My party's manifarceto is:<br /><br />1. No worries about jobs. Anyone who is able to walk, talk, see and hear will get a job, except we cannot guarantee at what remuneration. That's for the employers to decide. Let's be realistic huh?<br /><br />2. No worries about medical care. Any Sinkapoorean who is sick will Wally Buffethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15310530661689310446noreply@blogger.com