1/21/2011

The 3 blind men and China experts

Every time I read an article from the China experts it never fails to remind me of the 3 blind men and the elephant. Yes they all claimed to know the elephant very well, a kind of expert. They have touched the elephant and smelt the elephant. One claimed that the elephant was like a tree trunk. Another professed that it was like a snake. And another swore that it was like a rope with loose ends. The beauty of it all is that they all believe that they were right and the elephant is what as they described. If only they could go pass beneath the skin of the elephant, if only they could look at the whole picture. But China experts are plentiful and of different degree. Then again, most of them are just like the 3 blind men. The betterer part is that they are propounding their theories of what China is all about and trying to con everyone of their expertise. Put it in another way, how about a Malaysian asking a Singaporean who visited JB once on where to buy cheap and good Malaysian local products? And the Singaporean happily went about explaining like an expert of Malaysian local produce and where to get the best deal!

6 comments:

Wally Buffet said...

These China experts are like the terrorism experts.

70% guesswork, 10% bullshitting hotair, !0% research and 10% hearsay.

Strange but where are the experts on America?

Or is it that there is nothing worthwhile to know or ponder over.

Hehe. :o)

Matilah_Singapura said...

> The betterer part is that they are propounding their theories of what China is all about and trying to con everyone of their expertise.<

I'd love to see them set up a retail or manufacturing business in China and get a lesson in "being conned".

Singapore oso got many many degree-holding China ex-spurts all with lots of stitches in the anal area where once upon a time in the cowboy-capitalist new world they had their guts ripped out from the backside.

All I say to them is, go to China, make money, take your money out...then talk.

Matilah_Singapura said...

Ah so. The Land Of Panty-Sniffing, Bukkake and Robo Pets is in deep shit.

BANZAI!

Wah, remember how fucking ya-ya these fuckers were back in the 80's?

What about the "Japan ex-spurts" back in the 70's? Even Lee Kuan Yew was telling Singaporeans how "great" Jap society was and how "wonderfully productive" they were.

Jurong Town Corp was sucking Jap dick "enticing" companies like Ricoh to set up there. Singapore govt gives 5- 10 yr tax holidyas and "encourages" technology transfer. Wah piang...the Japanese ae fantastic! Japanese businessman -- wah big spender only matched by the hairy oil-rich Arabs.

Ex-spurt opinion everywhere. Fuck me! Even Australia bends over for a fucking: road names in Sydney -- Engrish and Nippon, same in Queensland. Go shopping downtown signs in shops in Japanese....agrigato, kiss my arse, preese.

Hooray! I hope China gives them a "surprise attack" now that they are on the verge of financial FUBAR. Now won't that be fun?

Anonymous said...

Wally Sir;
are You insinuating those terrorism experts from oversea now locally engaged?

Allow me to tell You this; these people can't handle their local terrorists in their homelands and the people in their own countries never trust all these bullshitters. But, here, they are getting easy big money.

One guy here will agree with me 100 and One percent. Wait for him to come in.

patriot

agongkia said...

sorry ah..What experts are you people talking about?I thought nowadays everyone are claiming to be expert becos they cannot anyhow use the title "specialist" like the sinseh use.
and Patriot,are you referring to that pervert expert agongkia who claim that he is capable of making the invisible to become visible by using used panties?.

agongkia said...

sorry ah..What experts are you people talking about?I thought nowadays everyone are claiming to be expert becos they cannot anyhow use the title "specialist" like the sinseh use.
and Patriot,are you referring to that pervert expert agongkia who claim that he is capable of making the invisible to become visible by using used panties?.