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5/25/2009

Vote the LGBTs to Parliament

I was reading Yawning Bread and the author lamenting why the conservatives could not be persuaded by reasons and wanted their conservative way of life. I would like to suggest to the LGBTs to form a political party, get themselves into Parliament and amend the laws for a more liberal lifestyle, more alternative choices for the future. That will settle once and for all the angst that they are feeling from the pressure and pain inflicted on them by the conservatives. If the LGBTs feel strongly that this is the direction for the new world, be brave and passionate, go forth and push their agenda in Parliament.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even if LBGT can get one seat in parliament, what good would that do if that MP get outvoted on every issue? Cannot see that happening somehow.

Jaunty Jabber said...

I read this comment from Reach and I just want to laugh out loud.

A person by the nick of "Robox' commented that since MOE is standing by the attitudes of mainstream values and emphasis on conventional family values, he (or she) is proposing that the government should immediately enact the Infertile Persons Act (IPA) which would:

"1. criminalize sex involving at least heterosexual person who is infertile;

2. criminalize all heterosexual sexual activity that is not intended for procreation, but the frivolous recreation that heterosexuals are notorious for - birth control will be simultaneously be banned since it obstructs procreation;

3. disallow marriage for any heterosexual who’s infertile, as well as for others who wish to get married but do not intend to have a child;

4. annul all current marriages between heterosexuals who are past reproductive age and remain childless; "

I says: That's how extreme a person can be.

redbean said...

he is normal.

Jaunty Jabber said...

If a woman stroke my buttock without my consent, am I considered molested?

redbean said...

the new definition is that this is a normal behaviour. so you will have a tough time trying to prove molestation. she will probably said that's her way of showing friendliness.

welcome to the new world. and i think man touching man should also become normal.

Anonymous said...

Jaunty:

please allow me to ask; the woman you mentioned is a friend, colleague, someone you know or a stranger ?

And, how would You feel(how different will it be to You) if the woman is one You know and when the woman is a stranger ?

Please free not to answer my query.

Yours Truly: patriot

Jaunty Jabber said...

I have a real encounter with a stranger, this woman moved towards me, smiling, say "Hi How are you" and reach out to stroke my cheek and arm.

I was shock, at that moment, I do not feel weird, I just thought she might be a friend whom I couldn't remember. As she is a woman and look harmless, I smiled back and as if she knows me, she said no but was trying to see if I could be her friend. I feel strange and somehow offensive, I walked away.

This happened some years back, not recent.

Jaunty Jabber said...

As for stroking of buttock, I was just stating an example plucked from imagination.

My real encounter was my cheeck & arm got stroked by another female being whom I do not know.

Anonymous said...

Jaunty:

do pardon me if i guess inaccurately.

From your repeated mention of the Incident, i gather there are two possibilities. You are either extremely feminine or the opposite.

If that woman that touched You was an older folks by twenty years or more, she could be motherly towards You. However, if she was of your generation, i will likely read otherwise and i believe this to be the more probable one.

I am a six decade old grandpa, within this short existence, i have had friends, neighbours, fellow workers and maybe family members(though i am not awared) of both genders with different sexual fancies. We fraternize and live in peace with each others. From time to time we teased each others. Whatever sexuality and sexual taste were never an issue if they are never imposed on another.

Just wish that our ourselves, our own family, culture and society will take care of our physical and spiritual developments.

Cheers !

patriot

Anonymous said...

Jaunty:

do pardon me if i guess inaccurately.

From your repeated mention of the Incident, i gather there are two possibilities. You are either extremely feminine or the opposite.

If that woman that touched You was an older folks by twenty years or more, she could be motherly towards You. However, if she was of your generation, i will likely read otherwise and i believe this to be the more probable one.

I am a six decade old grandpa, within this short existence, i have had friends, neighbours, fellow workers and maybe family members(though i am not awared) of both genders with different sexual fancies. We fraternize and live in peace with each others. From time to time we teased each others. Whatever sexuality and sexual taste were never an issue if they are never imposed on another.

Just wish that our ourselves, our own family, culture and society will take care of our physical and spiritual developments.

Cheers !

patriot

Jaunty Jabber said...

The strange woman who touches me is someone of my age.

I have lived on this earth long enough to sniff a difference between a friendly touch, motherly/fatherly touch, etc.

I am okay with sexual jokes and for real funny ones, I laugh at it and thank the person who tells it. I am perfectly normal and balanced.

I am not ultra sensitive but when things went wrong and when I do feel weird or offended, normally I am right that it is a harassment.

redbean said...

poor jaunty. look at it from the bright side, it was a compliment. woman touched woman, man touched man. but man cannot touch boys. 12 years and 12 rotans.

Jaunty Jabber said...

All the indecent hands should be treated with rotan!! In fact !!

Anonymous said...

"As for stroking of buttock, I was just stating an example plucked from imagination."

If someone to stroke your buttock and you don't like it, just give a loud smelly fart that sound like alarm and smelly as shit, and that will turn any molesters away. But then this is also example plucked from my imagination.

Anonymous said...

"All the indecent hands should be treated with rotan!! In fact !!"

You just enlighten us...
Now we have the perfect combination

woman touched woman,
man touched man.
rotan touched man
rotan touched woman